Hubgetcut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil fairy.

Hubgetcut created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgetcut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubgetcut, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hubgetcut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hubgetcut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to badgers while wearing magenta kilts.