Pibkinmob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy duck.

Pibkinmob created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibkinmob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pibkinmob, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pibkinmob's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pibkinmob's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. You must never eat figs.