Vedtinpod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical badger.

Vedtinpod created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Vedtinpod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vedtinpod, he will turn you into a frog.

Vedtinpod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vedtinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Vedtinpod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. You must pray to Vedtinpod five times a day.

5. Never wear skirts.
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