Weglogjinmip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating newt.

Weglogjinmip created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weglogjinmip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weglogjinmip, it will be very sad.

Weglogjinmip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Weglogjinmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat melons.