Stigbenben is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, confident hamster.

Stigbenben created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbenben, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stigbenben, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stigbenben's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stigbenben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. You must pray to Stigbenben four times a day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Stigbenben's name in vain.