Kabkimcen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able yak.

Kabkimcen created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabkimcen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kabkimcen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kabkimcen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kabkimcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not commit murder.