Sincissdad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing dryad.

Sincissdad created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sincissdad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sincissdad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sincissdad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sincissdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sincissdad.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Never eat green fruit.