Yimstermon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous finch.

Yimstermon created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimstermon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yimstermon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Yimstermon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yimstermon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Yimstermon.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about black holes.