Sugcanont is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane armadillo.

Sugcanont created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcanont, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sugcanont, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sugcanont's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sugcanont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.