Farhap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent frog.

Farhap created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farhap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farhap, he will not care.

Farhap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Farhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shave your back.