Zimjig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate goblin.

Zimjig created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimjig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimjig, she will not care at all.

Zimjig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Zimjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Zimjig loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never go into orange rooms.