Kemdibgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, blissful wasp.

Kemdibgep created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Kemdibgep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kemdibgep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kemdibgep's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kemdibgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing five tin spheres on your back.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.