Tanratfid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable lion.

Tanratfid created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanratfid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tanratfid, he will turn you into a duck.

Tanratfid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tanratfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.