Wipbitlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless jellyfish.

Wipbitlarp created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbitlarp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wipbitlarp, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wipbitlarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wipbitlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing white corsets and balancing four platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Never paint your legs fawn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Wipbitlarp first in all things.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.