Limkiparf is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful squid.

Limkiparf created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limkiparf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Limkiparf, he will cry a lot.

Limkiparf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Limkiparf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Limkiparf on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from violet ants for they are unholy.