Tadvolxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying fly.

Tadvolxuck created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadvolxuck, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tadvolxuck, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tadvolxuck's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tadvolxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear pink shorts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.