Vabcinmidjarnnarlcin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, caring duck.

Vabcinmidjarnnarlcin created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabcinmidjarnnarlcin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vabcinmidjarnnarlcin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vabcinmidjarnnarlcin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vabcinmidjarnnarlcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vabcinmidjarnnarlcin eight times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Do not take Vabcinmidjarnnarlcin's name in vain.

5. Never feed onions to rats while wearing magenta rings.