Rattunrat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered raccoon.

Rattunrat created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rattunrat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rattunrat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rattunrat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rattunrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Rattunrat loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.