Zakdindod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, resourceful dove.

Zakdindod created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakdindod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zakdindod, she will turn you into a mole.

Zakdindod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zakdindod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zakdindod.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray immersed in water.