Appfitquat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Appfitquat created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appfitquat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Appfitquat, it will turn you into a goat.

Appfitquat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Appfitquat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appfitquat.

3. Never leap near foxes.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.