Wodsisvid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented alligator.

Wodsisvid created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodsisvid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wodsisvid, he will turn you into a rock.

Wodsisvid's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wodsisvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing brown stockings.

5. Worship no other gods but Wodsisvid.