Nadcutrut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful clam.

Nadcutrut created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcutrut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadcutrut, she will destroy your home planet.

Nadcutrut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nadcutrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill squirrels.