Nutmiggig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing crab.

Nutmiggig created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutmiggig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nutmiggig, she will turn you into a slug.

Nutmiggig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nutmiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Nutmiggig first in all things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.