Artcedbapspag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient hyena.

Artcedbapspag created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artcedbapspag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Artcedbapspag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Artcedbapspag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Artcedbapspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Artcedbapspag.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.