Bathabbass is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic jaguar.

Bathabbass created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Bathabbass, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bathabbass, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bathabbass' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bathabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not take Bathabbass' name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bathabbass.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.