Bigliddut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying wyvern.

Bigliddut created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigliddut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bigliddut, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bigliddut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bigliddut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not speak about lentils.