Rapnullfutnill is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless shark.

Rapnullfutnill created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnullfutnill, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapnullfutnill, it will not care.

Rapnullfutnill's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rapnullfutnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not take Rapnullfutnill's name in vain.