Abstancatcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish ant.

Abstancatcuss created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Abstancatcuss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Abstancatcuss, it will turn you into a dog.

Abstancatcuss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Abstancatcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing fawn tights and balancing eight iron spheres on your back.