Ripdogtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent crow.

Ripdogtarg created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ripdogtarg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripdogtarg, she will not care.

Ripdogtarg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ripdogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Run away from gray frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.