Gilmatpak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever hydra.

Gilmatpak created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gilmatpak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gilmatpak, she will not care at all.

Gilmatpak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gilmatpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never eat limes.

5. You must pray to Gilmatpak three times a day.