Bintapjopsandinmidcab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Bintapjopsandinmidcab created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bintapjopsandinmidcab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bintapjopsandinmidcab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bintapjopsandinmidcab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bintapjopsandinmidcab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bintapjopsandinmidcab.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Bintapjopsandinmidcab loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Bintapjopsandinmidcab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.