Capstraglin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional squirrel.

Capstraglin created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capstraglin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Capstraglin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Capstraglin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Capstraglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Never paint your legs purple.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt rats.