Zagbifgid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-knowing goat.

Zagbifgid created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagbifgid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagbifgid, he will destroy your home planet.

Zagbifgid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zagbifgid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zagbifgid first in all things.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.