Himsawtik is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing wren.

Himsawtik created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himsawtik, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Himsawtik, she will try to impress you with trees.

Himsawtik's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Himsawtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.