Mitjabdim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omnipotent bee.

Mitjabdim created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitjabdim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mitjabdim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Mitjabdim's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Mitjabdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.