Tiktimhap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, emotional chicken.

Tiktimhap created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiktimhap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiktimhap, it will turn you into a rat.

Tiktimhap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tiktimhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.