Sasvidmis Yogmatcepzak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest narwhal.

Sasvidmis Yogmatcepzak created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasvidmis Yogmatcepzak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sasvidmis Yogmatcepzak, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sasvidmis Yogmatcepzak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sasvidmis Yogmatcepzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Worship no other gods but Sasvidmis Yogmatcepzak.