Gutraggod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident swan.

Gutraggod created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutraggod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gutraggod, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gutraggod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gutraggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Gutraggod's priests.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.