Tunmotnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane wolf.

Tunmotnutt created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunmotnutt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tunmotnutt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tunmotnutt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tunmotnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help goats.