Donnegjen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing raven.

Donnegjen created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donnegjen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donnegjen, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Donnegjen's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Donnegjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. You must love Donnegjen.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never bounce near great tits.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.