Fadbellged is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful otter.

Fadbellged created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadbellged, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fadbellged, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fadbellged's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fadbellged's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Never wear mauve boots.

5. Do not chop down trees.