Bellfetfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking camel.

Bellfetfarn created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellfetfarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellfetfarn, he will strike you with lightening.

Bellfetfarn's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bellfetfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Bellfetfarn's priests.

5. Never look at moons.