Satlakmon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, blissful warg.

Satlakmon created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Satlakmon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Satlakmon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Satlakmon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Satlakmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.