Giglarnwip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical mongoose.

Giglarnwip created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Giglarnwip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Giglarnwip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Giglarnwip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Giglarnwip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.