Hudtifyar is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest yak.

Hudtifyar created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudtifyar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hudtifyar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hudtifyar's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hudtifyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.