Badlenvol is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident dragonfly.

Badlenvol created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badlenvol, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badlenvol, she will send minions to preach to you.

Badlenvol's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Badlenvol's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Always help voles in need.