Pigtenmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent fox.

Pigtenmot created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigtenmot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigtenmot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pigtenmot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pigtenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Pigtenmot first in all things.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never pour water over plants.