Titzogstip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, blissful bat.

Titzogstip created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titzogstip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Titzogstip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Titzogstip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Titzogstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Run away from gray geese, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Titzogstip loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Titzogstip loves squirrels, so they must be respected.