Voltunnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical toad.

Voltunnan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voltunnan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Voltunnan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Voltunnan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Voltunnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to badgers while wearing brown shirts.

2. Voltunnan loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear gray ear rings.