Cenfonkim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy giraffe.

Cenfonkim created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfonkim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cenfonkim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cenfonkim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cenfonkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands brown.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Cenfonkim.

5. Do not eat grapes.